I'm JJ, and like videogames and other nerdy stuff. I'm trying to get into the video game industry.


So I was on MTGO playing a 1v1. The guy was playing a counter deck with Darksteel Citadel, Ensoul Artifact, Soul of New Pharexia, and several Elixir of Immortality.

How much must you hate humanity to make that deck?





Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

oh my god

I’ve seen this like three times now and it never gets any less horrifying.

(Source: saturnpolice)


DM: “The monstrous Frost Drake faces you down, opens it mouth, and you hear…LAST NAME EVER! FIRST NAME GREATEST! LIKE A SPRAINED ANKLE, BOY I AIN’T NOTHING TO PLAY WITH!”


Druid: My name is Erik with a k.

NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?

Druid: With a k.

NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?

Druid: My last name is with a k.

NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?

Druid: My last name is With a K.

NPC:  Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —

Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.

NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.

Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C


This video gets submitted every now and then, but it’s been years since we last showed it off. 

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I thought I asked you to make this idiot-proof. Somehow, I manage to keep breaking it.